They're Coming for Your Cigarettes

Bridgewater Official wants to ban tobacco

The Kuhner Report
November 07, 2017 - 2:44 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Moonbat spotlight, Councilor William Wood:  The man who wants to take your smokes.  According to Wood, “Tobacco in any form has a negative effect on the health of our town.  Bridgewater should be a leader and ban the retail sales of this product to protect the health and well-being of its citizens.”  So, taking a quick poll of Moonbat dangers:  Tobacco?  Yes.  Sugar?  Yes.  Guns?  Yes.  Weed?  No.  Opiods?  No.  To the last point, the CEO of Brennan's smoke shops, Geoffrey Yalenezian, weighed in “If they care about public health they should ban opiates from town and put Narcan stations on every corner.”  Yalzenian should be considered a public hero for using common sense.  That's where we are now.  However, the best part of this is Woody's statement:  “Sales often lead to use by children[...]that it could lead to other drug use.”  So, smoking cigarettes is a gateway drug, but weed isn’t?   Marijuana is basically... fruit at this point?  Only in Marxachusetts...


Sara Cline of The Enterprise News has the story HERE.

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