Tired of Being Alone
Submitted By Todd on June 21st at 8:26am
Ann Coulter wonders why there's so much commotion amongst Democrats over the sex crimes of the party's South Carolina senate nominee. Before Alvin Greene, after all, there was Bill Clinton.
In the grand tradition of legendary Democrats such as Teddy Kennedy, Greene has a felony arrest. (Greene's inexperience really shows here: Democrats usually wait until after they're elected to show pornography to college girls.) They're hopping mad, these liberals, but it's not clear what their theory of the crime is. Before accusing Republicans of committing a dirty trick, apparently no one asked the question: "OK, but what was the trick?" The key to Greene's victory, you see, is that he got more votes. How do liberals imagine Republicans pulled that off? Mesmerize the Democrats into voting for an idiot? If Republicans could do that, John McCain would be president.Before Alvin ran for the U.S. senate, he had no friends, and no one from the national media called looking for interviews. Now, he's not so tired of being alone anymore.