Simon Says

Clearly, the president is a hater. A racist. A homophobe!

The White House appears to be laying the groundwork for President Barack Obama to shake the hand of each senior at Kalamazoo Central High School’s commencement ceremony next month.
He has hatched a cleverly designed plan to make sure that he doesn't have to shake hands with too many people of color.
Seniors are being asked to provide their birthdates, Social Security numbers and citizen status to the Secret Service so background checks could be performed. Such a check is required for anyone who gets within an arm’s length of the president, students were told at their senior breakfast Friday.
How disgusting. Why should the president worry if a student was missing a few documents?
Of the fact that the White House is requesting information on all the graduating seniors, K-Central Principal Von Washingon Jr. told the students, “I’ll let you figure out what that means,” said senior Simon Boehme, who was at the breakfast.
See, even the students think the president's a racist. Simon says.