Shocker: Man Escapes from Mitt

It's an incredible, career changing moment. There was a man locked inside of Mitt Romney all this time, and with Mitt distracted by Iowa hecklers, the man escaped Glorious!

The way this is gonna work, is you get to ask your question and I get to give my answer. If you don't like my answer, you can vote for someone else. You ready for my answer? I'm not gonna raise taxes, that's my answer. I'm not gonna raise taxes. And if you want someone who's going to raise taxes, you can vote for Barack Obama.

Bad news for Rick Perry.