Penn Jillette (Penn & Teller) is upset with the president, but it's not over his attacks on Bain Capital. Although he says he's never touched an illegal drug, or even had a glass of wine, he's furious that people are in prison for drugs. Here's his raunchy rant.

'... if he had been busted under his laws, he would have done hard f*cking time. And if he had done time in prison, time in federal prison, time for his 'weed' and 'a little blow,' he would not be President of the United States of America.