Questions for Democrats

Chris Matthews offers up his debate questions for GOP candidates, so I've got a couple for the Dems.

Here are a couple for Democrats:

  • Do you agree that all cuts in spending are done only by haters?
  • Do you agree that the only permissible cuts in spending are ones that still allow spending to increase, but even those are vicious and hateful?
  • Do you agree that as much as you love minorities, it is best to hold them in permanent poverty by denying them good schools - always putting unions before children?
  • Do you agree that it's important not to have a secure border because those people streaming over will soon be voting for Democrats?
  • Do you promise to be pathologically against all war unless it's being waged by a Democratic president?

Just for starters.