It must be that the reason Chris Christie is so fat is that he drowns his rage in pizza and beer.

Did I say on topic? Are you stupid??? I'm sorry for the idiot over there...

He has to know that he's saying goodbye to national politics if he doesn't have the discipline - and inner calm - to take routine media questions in stride.

Mitt Romney would do well to get a Christie injection, but Christie needs a bigger dose of Romney.