Oily Weiner

Like all Democrats, leftist Congressman Anthony Weiner of New York is filled with love and compassion. There is so much empathy oozing out of him that he couldn't possibly fall victim to feelings of bigotry or stereotype.

And if by some fluke the Devil got in his heart and forced him to feel bigoted contempt for his fellow man, his well developed super-ego would certainly filter the thoughts out before they reached his lips.