Cool Scott Brown Swats Liz Warren Arrows

A frazzled Liz Warren is scrambling to find a way to put closure on her life in Cherokee nation, but today's admission - that she only claimed to be Native American to get a free lunch - doesn't seem like her ticket out of the teepee.

I listed myself in the directory in the hopes that it might mean that I would be invited to a luncheon, a group something that might happen with people who are like I am...

Like her? Meaning blond, blue-eyed, and on the warpath?

Warren is pretending that questions from Brown about her life as an oppressed minority somehow make him part of Obama's phony "War on Women" - an indication of just how overheated things are on the Warren Reservation.

The only one as I understand it who’s raising any question about whether or not I was qualified for my job is Scott Brown and I think I am qualified and frankly I’m a little shocked to hear anybody raise a question about whether or not I’m qualified to hold a job teaching,” she said, pushing to put Brown on defense. “What does he think it takes for a woman to be qualified?”

If you can't take the heat, get out of the Wigwam.