British Climate Guy Piers Corbyn Follows the Sun

The British climate office said it would be a mile winter. Global Cooling proponent Piers Corbyn predicted a very cold winter - like hell frozen over.

He seems to get it right about 85 per cent of the time and serious business people – notably in farming – are starting to invest in his forecasts. In the eyes of many punters, he puts the taxpayer-funded Met Office to shame. How on earth does he do it? He studies the Sun.

He takes a snapshot of what the Sun is doing at any given moment, and then he looks back at the record to see when it last did something similar. Then he checks what the weather was like on Earth at the time – and he makes a prophecy.

Corbyn thinks an ice age is probably on its way. Stock up on the rock salt.