Better Late

"I am apologetic to the people of Nevada. ... When I came here, I came here for a wedding. I didn't come to reclaim property."
Poor OJ - he went to Nevada for a wedding and look what happened to him! You just can't be too careful when you travel.
O.J. Simpson was sentenced Friday to 15 years in prison for armed robbery and kidnapping in a failed attempt to recover sports memorabilia from two collectibles peddlers.
On some level, you have to figure that OJ is a self-loathing bastard who wasn't comfortable with freedom - this crime was so stupid and self-destructive.
There will be the possibility of parole after six years, Judge Jackie Glass said. His co-defendant Clarence "C.J." Stewart received the same sentence.
Even though it's for the wrong crime, it's delightful to see him relocating to the place he should have moved to years ago.