Al Greene

Alvin Greene is the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate in South Carolina, so a speech is called for!

Democrats have given up hope of replacing Greene on the ballot. Several different investigations have failed to turn up any evidence to suggest that Greene's primary victory over Vic Rawl -- who actually campaigned for the job but lost by more than 30,000 votes -- wasn't legitimate.
In short, if getting Greene on the ballot was a dirty trick, it worked. And so Democrats will be stuck with him right through November -- action figures and all.