Christine O’Donnell Is Back: Progressive Bloggers Erupt In Cheer
The good times are back. It has been far too long since the nation has had the opportunity to laugh at Christine O’Donnell. Luckily for us, the three-time losing Republican Senatorial candidate from Delaware has burst back on the national stage with the release of a new book and all the accompanying shenanigans.
You remember Christine O’Donnell don’t you? She was a starring cast member in last fall’s traveling sideshow known as “The Tea-Baggers and Mama-Grizzlies Flying Circus“. These of course, were those crazy Republican female candidates who were endorsed by both the Tea Party and Sarah Palin. Along with O’Donnell, there was Carly Fiorina and Meg Whitman. Thankfully for America they all lost their respective elections.
O’Donnell however, stood out. She out-crazied everyone with the exception of Palin herself. She was without doubt, the most intellectually-challenged, gay-baiting, devil-worshipping, tax-evading, donation-abusing, non-masturbator involved in the mid-term elections. Who could forget her “I Am Not A Witch” ad and her hilarious debate performances? As Marlon Brando once said, “she coulda been a contender”. But alas, after she lost, she faded from the public spotlight.
Until now. This week she released her memoir which is appropriately titled, “Trouble Maker”. Of course she must make television appearances to promote book sales and in typical O”Donnell fashion her first one was a real doozy. She appeared on CNN’s “Piers Morgan Tonight” on Wednesday but stormed off the set when she was asked about things she wrote in her book.
I think most progressive bloggers will agree when I say that I hope Christine O’Donnell stays in the public arena for a very long time.
Please remember to click on the song link below to familiarize yourselves with the tune and to have more fun singing along with today’s topical song parody.
Witchcraft song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIZIBm2QGaM
(sung to Frank Sinatra’s song “Witchcraft”)
This “Mama Grizzly” bear
That hails from Delaware
Christine O’Donnell snared
And she’s got no defense for it
The heat is too intense for it
Palin has really stepped in it too
Christine’s witchcraft, wicked witchcraft
And she knows we know, it’s strictly taboo
Will this implode the Tea Party?
Confirming her insanity
Bringing down the Tea Party too?
O’Donnell’s dug her ditch
Gay-baiting hate-fueled bitch
This tax evading witch is through
Christine’s witchcraft, her crazy witchcraft
Now we know that she’s been drinking her brew
Lied about her college degree
Renouncing Christianity too
Bill Maher is now the snitch
Who threw the strike-out pitch
Now we can bid this witch adieu!